Daleks for Religion

With the new Doctor Who apparently reported to have more realistic emotions in it, we ask the obvious question "WILL THE DALEKS GO ON A QUEST FOR SPIRITUALITY". We look at what the disadvantages and advantages of each of the Worlds great and Wacky religions.

SIKHISM

Ads - Apparently there's no steps up to the golden temple in India.
Dis - Turben could block eyepiece or fall off.

CHRISTIANITY

Ads - Daleks can buy each other new laser guns at Christmas.
Dis - Difficult to sing in tune to those hymn with an eletric, grating voice, and other people in the church start looking around.

HINDUISM

Ads - Colourful India dresses match perfectly the red Daleks with gold spots.
Dis - Its difficult to cremate Daleks and they float in the river Ganges rather than sinking.

JUDAISM

Ads - Easy to keep kosher, Daleks do not eat anything anyway.
Dis - Nothing to circumsize.

ISLAM

Ads - Easy to fast on fast days, Dalek don't eat.
Dis - Difficult to get on your knees and bow when your a Dalek.