Warning new DR WHO could effect your health

It has been discovered a new series of Doctor Who was aired on BBC 1 last Saturday. Alan Sugar, the 24 looking year old businessman from "norf" east London who made the discovery was quoted as saying "I wish they could have given us some warning or something."

News of the new Doctor Who spread through word of mouth and within minutes 10 million people had switched over from ITV74, cancelled honeymoons or rushed home from walking their pet tortoise.

However, half way through the episode a number of people were reporting health problems as a result. Some had hallucinations of Graham Norton talking over the show. In other places Matthew Freedman, 23 year old, laughed so much that his glandular fever came back and he had to go to bed for another year. Sophie Tong, forth cousin of Pete Tong, the worse DJ in the world, was bitten by her dog she forgot to feed, later dying of shock. Alf Alfred also forgot to let his 3 legged cat out for walk and as a result jumped out of the window when it threaten to eat his photo album of him and his secret straight lover.

A Doctor commented "it adviced to watch this programme behind the Ikea Lack sofa."