Billie and X shaken as Eccs quits

Christopher Eccelston, the current Doctor Who and previous star in 28 Days Later and Gone in Sixty Seconds has erm quit about 4 days later and about 360000 seconds after the much obsessed about show debutted on BBC1 (is this funny by the way?) Meanwhile a secret BBC insider (Jonathon Ross) has confirmed that Bob Marley, Nelson Mandela and the Dalai Lamai were never contacted about playing the new Doctor, Bob Marley being ruled on grounds of being dead. Since then it has been revealed that Michael Grade is to be the new Doctor Who.. yeah .. ha ha.