On Honeymoon to Mummy's house (she's out for the week)

This is mainly a Doctor Who website but no one can help noticing the other highlight of the week (after The Grand National and doing your front garden), the Royal Wedding. Funnily enough a royal wedding might of deserved a royal honeymoon but not in the Royal Family. Charles has taken Camilla to Balmoral, that his mum's holiday home. With even the poorest honeymooner making it to Thailand, the likes Prince Charles should have taken her to the moon, not his Mum's house four hours up the M1. When I get married to Billie Piper I'm not going to take her to my mother's house (extreme fan alert - well she did marry Chris Evans - I have nice smile and arse anyway).