Draft Version: Long Game

This was the Draft version of the Long Game
















doctor who

Full time acting job apply now

(Vacancy now filled, Billie didnt quit after all)

Ever wanted to get into acting, well now is your chance. Our lead girl has quit and we need someone with a similarly nice bottom to replace her. You must be somewhere in the region of 10-90 years old and be eager to be on front page of the Daily Star everyday. Also, we might make your part bisexual, so you better get used to stroking girls bottoms as well. Its an ideal role if you want want to make to Hollywood. Will suit ex-singer or karoke enthusiast. So come on girls get your applications in, quickly before I quit this job to become the casting director of Alien Vs Dalek Vs Jeremey Clarkson.

PS Charlotte Church, don't even consider applying, were not going to give you the job just cause you live opposite Billie.

PSS Also please note that Tom Cruise will b (sorry couldn't finish this sentance cos the secretary quit, to become Rachel Stevens' PA)

Royal Society against Cruelty to Daleks speaks out

The Royal Society against Cruelty to Daleks has spoken out against the lastest Dalek episode, causing the DVD to be rated suitable for over 12 not PG as originally expected. The RSACD, found at http://www.rsacd.blogspot.com/ said that they were pleased with the result but were disappointed that they could not take the product off the shelves altogether.

The just over half way thorugh re-view

The series/season/13-part story had a thrilling start, but fans were deeply split by the 4th part/episode by the whether liked Roses first regeneration or the second. Rose's first regeneration, the "I've been out all weekend binge eating and drinking look," had me most impressed, but then in episode 6 Rose regenerated into Rose 2 the "I'm going to use the new David Lloyd gym round the corner as much as possible before the free trial runs out" look. The reason for the sudden change is a mystery. Some say that Jamie Oliver appeared on set and forced the cook to cook healthy, low fat food, allowing Billie to drop off the pounds. Other say that her split with CE (Chris Evans), something to do it, though she was helped through by CE (Christopher Ecclestone) and erm I ain't got anything else to say. I know what your thinking, the quality of the site of has really dropped, but what can you bloody well expect from a Doctor Who site trying to be funny. If this were a non-Doctor Who site I could display my comic genius to full extent with one liners such as "Penis Extentions - 40% off this week" and "Breast enhancement, 3 breast for the price of 2." But I can't, I'm trapped in this, oh shall I just end it here.